This is me from now on.
As I was lying on my couch pondering the problems of the WORLD, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a HOOT. It's the tortoise life for me! (Read on...)
HEALTH MESSAGE:
If walking/cycling is good for your health,the Postmanwould be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks Water and is fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ...yet lives For 450 years.
AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!
(I DON'T THINK SO)
I'm retired, go around me!!

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