A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

Alaska California Coastal Florida Coastal Louisiana Coastal Alabama Coastal Mississippi Coastal Texas North Dakota Wyoming Colorado Kansas Oklahoma Pennsylvania And inland Texas

Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO? Didn't think so.